There’s nothing wrong with touching yourself in front of anyone. You can do what you want with your own body whenever and wherever you want. And masturbation and sex are never wrong or “inappropriate” anyway.
this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
me cranking my hog at the zoo: this is healthy everyone
fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible
make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break
Here you have the Infinite Jukebox that will play an infinite version of What’s new pussycat, randomly jumping through the verses and never getting to the end.
do you ever regret a post and the hell it creates
free market baby
Law & Ethics
I mean
no
but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you
but what a way to go
You could only eat it once
Forbidden snack
female awesome meme; 1/10 disney ladies: ariel (the little mermaid)
“who says that my dreams have to stay just my dreams?”
“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.
And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.
Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.
